The things I hate...

My friend wrote this so..yeah...i don't own it...

These are some of the things I hate:

1. People who point at their watch when asking for the time. I can find my wrist easily enough. Do you point at your crotch when you ask where the toilet is?

2. When people say “It’s always in the last place you look.” "Yeah pal, I’m not gonna keep looking for it after I’ve found it."

3. “I’m sorry' my eyes aren’t what they used to be.” "What were they once Ears or sumet?"

4. When you’re eating something, someone asks “Is that nice?” "No, quite frankly it’s revolting, I always eat the stuff I hate."

5. “I’m going to the toilet” "Yeah thanks buddy, that’s put a nice image in my head."

6. When you’re watching a film and someone asks “Did you see that?” "No sir I didn’t, I pay money to go to the cinema only to stare at the floor for a few hours."

7. “Can I ask you a question?” "Didn’t really give me much of a choice there aye sunshine?"

8. “Life is short.” "What?! Life is the longest thing any being ever does."

9. When you’re waiting for a bus: “Has the bus come yet?” "Sure it has! That’s why I’m standing here, instead of travelling to my destination."

10. I walk into McDonalds and ask for a chicken burger, only to get a blank faced member of staff stare at me. I have to add 'Mc' to everything I say, or they wont understand me. "Quite frankly I’d like a McStraw to shove in your McEyes you McTwat."

11. If you’ve just been in an accident and someone says “Are you ok?” "Yes sir, I’ll pick up my lost limbs and be off."

12. "Isn't it a lovely day?" "Really? I'd never of guessed. You're very smart."

13.When you bought helluva lot of stuff at the supermarket, and the cashier ask you if you would like a bag...well duh, ilike carrying my stuff one item at a time to my car...-_-'

14. When you're sat a home watching a film with someone that's already seen the film you're watching...five minutes in you ask what happens at the end...the wink at you and say they don't want to spoil it for you... 10 minues after that they just told you that the main character in fact does end up getting blown up by the bomb...

15. People who order the biggest mofo ice-cream you have ever seen in your life, when you ask for a spoonfull, they glare at you until you run away, when you come back, they are in the process of throwing the ice-cream away...because they are not 'hungry' anymore....

I HATE LOTS OF THINGS....

I HATE YORU...

I HATE SOUL REAPERS....

I HATE......WAIT A SEC... WHO SEAD THAY HATED ME!!!

UH........HE DID!!

haha

I hate:

When you loose something and someone asks you where you last saw it...

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Don't you think I've checked there?!

Gah...wait...

did you just kill me...?

i hate bl***y preachers
if i wanted to join a religion i would go to you
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
anywayz..........

Scientologist Freak

hahaha...

THHEEE HIIIIILILILILSS ARE ALLEEEIIIIIIvveeeeeeeeeee With the SOUND of MuuuuSIIIK

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*Windows smash behind me*

I hate....Hot weather...Sunny days...the color pink...
And when this happens...

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I wish Tite woud do an Omake episode D:

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